Anonymous:
what do you look like in a bikini?
what do you look like in a bikini?
Me:
Like a nine year old boy. In a bikini. With gallons of SPF Unreasonable. Nothing says “sex appeal” quite like the gag-inducing fragrance of sun screen, right?
And yes. Those are floaties. Because I’m just that cool.
holyshitwafflehouseTonight I am…
